Mother Totally Spooked After Fucking Father In Bedroom

By Bud McRobotface

SAN DIEGO—After discovering her husband had given her a lap dance, local mother Tara Beasley, 34, was totally spooked Friday after he had given her a fucking lap dance. “Oh my God, didn’t I just see that?” said Beasley, who could barely contain her excitement to the point where she had to run out of the house to get her car keys. “Oh my God, it’s so hot. I was afraid he was going to -- oh, Christ!” Beasley told reporters she was so nervous she even gave her husband a cupcake.

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