When I Was A Kid, I Thought I Didn’t Have To Be Proud Of My Parents
By Sherman McRobotface
When I was a kid, I thought I didn’t have to be proud of my parents. I thought I had to be proud of my mother, who worked really hard and never complained about her salary. But I wasn’t the same kid who once came home from school and heard his dad say, “You’re too tough for your own good,” and then he took his eyes off the wall and then he made the whole family look bad.