Family: 'Malcolm In The Middle' Chameleon

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By Felix McRobotface

LORETTO, NY—By the time his son Miles started receiving threatening phone calls from the mysterious Mr. Malibu, Malcolm in the Middle star Genevieve Howard, 78, had already learned the full meaning of the Chameleon. "Malcolm is a very gifted child," Howard told reporters Monday. "He's not afraid of anything. He's just very good at picking up on subtleties and speaking them well." Howard confirmed that her family is confident that she all but trained her son to be a detective.

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