What You Need To Know About The Boston Marathon Bombing

By Noe McRobotface

The Boston marathon bombing set off an immediate and intense search for answers, prompting dozens of emergency response calls for authorities to start looking for the Boston Marathon bombers. Here’s what the FBI is saying right now.

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