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I Want To Be The Person Who Always Knows The Name Of The Show

By Lyman McRobotface

In today's age of instant gratification, the catch-22 relationship of TV and the Internet is at the forefront of our minds. But while we're all talking about these apps for your phone and checking the weather, one of the most popular is a BBC iPlayer app that keeps track of the latest show of the day, the person who said the show's name, and a logo next to the show's name.

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