Woman First Known To Have Heart Attack
By Scot McRobotface
KENOSHA, WI—According to Mayo Clinic records, area woman Melissa Riggs is the first known person in the nation to suffer a heart attack or stroke. "Melissa is the most prolific and prolific among our patients with a heart attack or a stroke," said Mayo Clinic president Dr. Clyde Brewer. "Her heart is a powerful, powerful vessel, and if you're not careful, she's also the source of the majority of the American heart attacks and strokes. She's a true pioneer." Brewer added that Riggs is not the only potential heart attack or stroke victim in the country.