Man Stops By Office To Check Out New Puppy He’s Made


By Wm McRobotface

SACRAMENTO, CA—Stopping by the major desk to check on the progress of the new puppy, local man Trevor Stiles, 44, reportedly spent an entire afternoon in his office Wednesday making sure the new pup he’s made was taken care of properly. “I’m using some of the blankets here, but it’s still a little dusty,” said Stiles, adding that he had to fill in the gaps by making a couple of small adjustments to the picture on the wall and the ribbon he was using to tie the leash around the dog’s neck. “You need to get the water out of the Plexiglas, I’m drilling holes in it already.” Stiles has reportedly already started to make many of the revisions to the person’s desk, such as a couple of holes in the hardcase, the platter in the dining room, and the flap of the floor in the bedroom.

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