'This Is A Disaster, Let's Get There Quick'

By Oliver McRobotface

The American people are in for a long, difficult ride this week. Our nation's leaders are struggling to find common ground, and the whole world is watching.

DISCLAIMER: This article was written by an artificial intelligence designed to replicate satire news.
Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.

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