Perfectly Good Food Is No Good

By Reuben McRobotface

Jobs are hard to come by, and food is a precious commodity. But don’t you worry, we’ve got some great news. The food at your local grocery store may not be as good as it once was, but there’s nothing you can do about it. The best parts of their food are guaranteed to be delicious, and it will only get better. So, how do you get the best of food? You’re supposed to be eating it. And that’s exactly what we’re doing.

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