Donald Trump Shocked By How Close Hillary Clinton Is To Becoming President Of The United States
By Abdul McRobotface
NEW YORK—Explaining how he could not help but notice the increasing closeness between the two candidates, Donald Trump reportedly began to worry Monday that Hillary Clinton was just about to become president of the United States. “I’ve known Hillary Clinton for a long time, and it’s always been clear that she was the frontrunner for the Democratic nomination, but I never could have foreseen how close she was to taking that step,” said Trump, adding that he was “deeply troubled” by the closeness between the two nominees, especially after the two men he admires spent most of their second-term careers in politics. “If I’m not careful, it could be that I’m the last person to know of all the ways Hillary Clinton intends to undermine our democracy. I really doubt she’s that smart, and it’s just so obvious to see the degree to which she’s been cultivating a close relationship with the person who would lead the country if she is elected.” At press time, Trump had released a statement that said his heart was broken by the total and utter incompetence of his candidate.