Child Just Got Off Job And Getting Even Younger

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By Alejandro McRobotface

CHICAGO—After a long, stressful day at work, sources confirmed that local 3-year-old Alex Elmore, who has just announced a desire to be a doctor, just got off his job and started getting younger.

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