Hollywood's New ‘Rise Of An Empire’ Trailer

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By Scot McRobotface

NEW YORK—In an attempt to make the campaign as accessible as possible for the general public, Hollywood’s new “Rise of an Empire” trailer has been released to the public, source confirmed Friday. “This is the first public trailer of a major film with a major star who is an emperor of a vast empire,” said Hollywood’s campaign director, Mari Nunes, adding that the trailer will be followed up in due course by a commercial that will feature a major character in a position to influence the entire world. “It’s the first step in building a large-scale, multi-million-dollar film franchise and expanding it to significantly more countries.” Nunes confirmed that Hollywood’s new campaign is the most expensive of its kind in history, costing $4.4 billion.

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