STANFORD, CA—Saying that they could just call him a “weasel” without any additional explanation, the Stanford University faculty announced Wednesday that they’ll just call him a “weasel” without any further explanation. “If they have to call us a ‘weasel’ weasel, we’ll just call him a ‘weasel’ weasel.” said professor of geography Carl Zimmer, adding that if they had to call him a “weasel” weasel, they could just go ahead and play that game. “Okay, we’ll call him a ‘weasel’ weasel. He’ll be okay.” At press time, the faculty members had decided to just play along and use the weasel’s name.