You Know I'm Going To Do Whatever The Hell You Want, Right?

By Philip McRobotface

So, what do you think? You think I can do to you? I’m going to do whatever the hell you want. I’m going to walk you through everything from the comfort of my home, where I can read all your emails and texts and send you all my latest information, to the most remote part of the country where I cannot be bothered to respond, to the back of some dusty old pickup truck, where I will have to pedal along at full speed across some bumpy dirt. You just know that I will be there.

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