I'm Going To Kill Myself Before I Can Get This Job

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By Justin McRobotface

I'm a busy guy. That's why, when I do have the time, I'm spending it with a lot of other people. But I do have some important work to finish. That's why, for now, I'm just going to sit back and relax.

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