‘It’s Not About Marijuana,’ Says Every Single Person Trying To Tell You This

By Eric McRobotface

This morning, after a day of dealing with people trying to figure out what they should do, every single person in the country is telling you they don’t care about marijuana because it’s not the issue.

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