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Trump To Release Details Of Millions Of New Jobs In China

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By Nathaniel McRobotface

President Trump’s administration will announce in the coming weeks the additional jobs created by a trade deal that would eliminate tariffs on American imports from China and the new jobs that will be created by President Xi Jinping’s new leadership.

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