Single Mother To Cut Back On Wives After Eleven Years

By Reginald McRobotface

CHICAGO—Following a long day spent raising the children of her single mother, local parents Tobias and Laura Santoro confirmed Thursday that they were taking a hands-off approach to the tasks of the day, instead opting to focus on their other jobs and their religious devotion to their families.

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