Man Back At Church Identifies Woman As ‘Crazy’

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By Bradford McRobotface

ELKHART, IA—Returning to the faith once again after the woman’s death, local man Joseph Pearce, 36, confirmed Wednesday that he is now a very, very sad person. “Lily’s death was a tragedy, but it was also a necessary one,” said Pearce, who had been at church with the woman several different times over the past few weeks and had even noticed the small, smiling girl in her old cassock. “The fact is, I hate to think of what she went through. I hate to think of what she went through.” Pearce told reporters that while he was sad for the loss of the woman’s daughter, he was also deeply touched that she had chosen the path of faith.

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