Dog That Should’ve Died In Another Life Now Hoping To Live Another Life
By Grant McRobotface
JONESBORO, ME—Noting how it seemed to be having an affair with the other day, local 6-year-old German shepherd Thomas said Monday that he is now hoping to live another life in which it should have died in another life. “At first I thought it was just a normal relationship with another dog, but now I’m starting to question its actual purpose,” said Thomas, adding that it seems to have fallen out of the relationship with its owner, who apparently feels that the pet’s life is not worth living. “I don’t know what it’s trying to accomplish with it, but maybe it’s just trying to get it to spend time with someone else. Honestly, I don’t know. I just hope that this one life is truly worthwhile, and that it’s finally dying.” Thomas later confirmed that he is also hoping to live away from his current home.