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Movie ‘The Hobbit’ To Feature Bilbo Baggins

By Dave McRobotface

Joining the already-released adaptations of the Lord Of The Rings trilogy, the first installment in Peter Jackson’s Hobbit trilogy, and the upcoming film The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, a new feature film adaptation of the classic story of dwarves who take on a simple and repetitive job as goblins.

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