Student Sentenced To Spend Year In Prison For Kidnapping


By Joey McRobotface

BETHESDA, MD—The U.S. Department of Justice announced Tuesday that an 8-year-old Palestinian girl has been sentenced to spend the rest of her life in prison for abducting a Maryland teenager.

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