Report: Majority Of U.S. Citizens Completely Unaware They're Being Broadcast


By Rodolfo McRobotface

WASHINGTON—According to a report released Monday by the Pew Research Center, the majority of Americans are completely unaware they are being broadcast. “In fact, the majority of Americans are just completely oblivious to being subjected to a wide-ranging, in-depth interview that will be directed at very specific questions,” said lead researcher Kathleen Loomis, explaining that when asked specifically about their political views, nearly all respondents displayed a lack of enthusiasm for the topic, being unable to provide a single answer to the questions and saying that they simply don’t know enough. “It’s especially concerning because we found that when asked specifically about their plans for the future, the majority of Americans were completely clueless about their own options.” The report went on to note that when asked about their feelings about the current political climate, the vast majority were completely blank.

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