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Report: Being On A Budget Means You Can A Few Hours Of Total Chaos

By Edward McRobotface

NEW YORK—According to a report released Tuesday by the Center for Budget and Policy Priorities, being on a budget means you have the freedom to spend a few hours every week of total chaos.

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