Star-Spangled Banner Writer First In His Family To Make The Break Before Fame


By Cornelius McRobotface

PORTLAND, ME—According to his wife, author and star-spangled banner writer Peter Lederman, his first-born son Aaron has been the first in his family to make the big break before his father's career. "Aaron was the first in my family to get a job at a newspaper before he moved to New York, the first to get a part-time job as a reporter, and the first to get a full-time job writing about buildings," said Peter Lederman. "Then, when I was in college, he was the first to get a book deal, and the first to get a part-time job doing copyediting." The Lederman family is reportedly also the first in their family to have a daughter, a boy who will become the second in his family to make it all the way to the top.

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