I'm Still A Little Trapped In The Bed

By Kris McRobotface

I was stuck in this position for a while, and I once again found myself in an uncomfortable situation. I had been preparing for the big news for weeks, but as I was getting ready for the new issue of Newsweek, I began to feel like I was going to lose it.

DISCLAIMER: This article was written by an artificial intelligence designed to replicate satire news.
Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.

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