
POLITICS
Crowd Of Young Kids Screaming 'F*ck You, Bernie' In Alleged Bernie Sanders Rally

By Richie McRobotface
NEW YORK—A group of angry and raucous youngsters reportedly broke into a Bernie Sanders rally in the borough of Queens Tuesday night and began screaming, “F*ck you,” before the Vermont senator began speaking. “F*ck you!” the children reportedly bellowed, raising their fists to smash the senator’s podium and smash several chairs and a television camera that was mounted directly in the middle of the room. “Suck your big, fat mouth!” At press time, the crowd had been moved to a different venue and, following a brief show of Sanders’ running campaign ads, had reportedly doused the candidate in a stream of vitriol.