The Brady Campaign Raises Over $10 Million For Brady Campaign


By Timothy McRobotface

WASHINGTON—Citing the recent event’s success in raising not only millions of dollars, but a serious amount of cash as well, The Brady Campaign announced Thursday that it had raised over $10 million dollars for the Brady Campaign. “The Brady Campaign has raised more than $10 million dollars for the Brady Campaign, and it is now up to us to put it to good use,” said campaign chair James Brady, adding that he expects the Brady Campaign to spend up to $8 million to help elect Brady for president in 2020. “If we are going to get this money, it’s going to need to be in a way that’s both helpful and progressive, in a way that doesn’t just waste it, but will also be good for the country in general.” Brady went on to say that the Brady Campaign had also raised $8 million in the last quarter alone in order to help with the campaign.

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