Sale Of Table Closets To Increase Wealth In Local Community

By Adolph McRobotface

PORTLAND, ME—Saying that the move will be particularly beneficial for the area, area resident Daniel Crenshaw confirmed Wednesday that the sale of his own family’s single-room, one-bedroom, and two-bed apartment is to increase the local community’s wealth considerably.

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