Study: Mom Will Be Better Off Without Kids


By Garrett McRobotface

SAN FRANCISCO—Saying that she would have an easier time paying for her expenses if she had kids, local woman and mother of two Claire McQuaid revealed Friday that she will be better off without her kids. “If I had kids, I would have to pay for everything,” said McQuaid, adding that she would have trouble paying for her roommates, groceries, and gas if she didn’t have kids. “If I had kids, I could just pay rent on my own, but with them, I’d have to pay for everything. Plus, I’d have to pay for all my stuff.” McQuaid noted, however, that she would be OK if she had kids because she would still be able to make ends meet.

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