Martin Scorsese Tells Russell Crowe To Always Be A Good Guy

By Cliff McRobotface

LOS ANGELES—Saying that the actor’s character in the upcoming Martin Scorsese biopic The Wolf Of Wall Street’s Tom Hanks is the epitome of the kind of guy you can’t do wrong and that “these guys are a good guy,” director Martin Scorsese reportedly told Russell Crowe Thursday that he is “the true epitome of a good guy.” “I didn’t say ‘Just be yourself,’ but ‘This is the kind of guy I am,’”” said the director to the Oscar-nominated actor, who told Scorsese he is “the closest thing we have to a good guy,” “the kind of person who is kind, who doesn’t do anything, and who never, ever actually hurt anyone.” “I don’t know why he’s such a good guy. I’m not saying he’s perfect, of course, but I’m saying that he’s just like any other guy.” The interview reportedly concluded with Scorsese telling Crowe not to worry, but to “just hope” that people will take care of their problems.

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