Obama: 'I Can't Get Enough Of The Kardashians'


By Jake McRobotface

WASHINGTON—With the first of several embarrassing gaffes from his new appearance on the cover of Time magazine, President Barack Obama announced Thursday that he is "still waiting for the next episode" of the hit ABC reality series The Kardashians. "Sometimes you've got to play it tough," Obama said. "I'm not sure this would be the best thing for any of us to do, but the Kardashians are such a wonderful show that it's kind of hard for me to wait for the next episode." When asked to defend his decision to appear on the cover of the magazine, Obama said that he was "just going with the flow."

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