Man Excited To Get Sex

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By Jorge McRobotface

WESTERLY, ID—After numerous unsuccessful attempts to have sex with women, local man Jeff Duncan reportedly announced Monday that he is excited to finally get the satisfaction of having sex with another man. “Oh man, this is so great,” said Duncan, who explained that he was terrified of the prospect of being unable to have sex with his girlfriend if he did not have sex with another man. “I know, I know, I know, we’re both afraid to admit it, but I’m just happy to finally have the opportunity to have sex with someone who has sex with me.” At press time, Duncan had reportedly decided to wait until he was in a committed relationship with his girlfriend before admitting that he was nervous about having sex with her boyfriend.

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