New ‘Smart Cars’ Will Use GPS To Track Driver

By Lloyd McRobotface

The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration has announced that it will use a new technology called “smart cars,” which will detect the car’s location and track the speed of the vehicle, and then send a signal to the driver, allowing them to turn the car off and then re-engage it.

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