I'm Very Sorry, But I Can’t Stop Drinking You

By Olin McRobotface

You know, I’m not entirely sure how this works. You said you were going to stop drinking me. But then, you said it was fine. So I’m wondering, is this me being slow to respond or am I just being misinformed? I’m really telling you, I’m sorry, but I can’t stop drinking you.

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