'J.K. Rowling Would Be Proud'

By Edmond McRobotface

MARSHALL, GA—After her latest book, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, came out last week, J.K. Rowling issued a statement of her own, declaring “She’s the kind of person who would have a blast” in reference to the author of the Harry Potter books. “I’m so glad Rowling broke the news to me last week, because the next book in the series just came out and I can’t wait to read it,” the book and movie author told reporters, adding that she was also looking forward to the next installment of her Harry Potter series, due out in 2012. “I’ll just keep reading on my iPad and on my Blu-Ray. She’s so amazing.” Rowling then reportedly put the interview over and started crying.

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