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Nation's Military To Watch: 'Fifty Shades'

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By Armando McRobotface

NEW YORK—The nation's 2 million military personnel, including 1,200 active-duty military, are expected to begin viewing and playing the 2005 bestselling erotic thriller Fifty Shades of Grey on Wednesday for the first time ever.

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