Kelly O'Dell: 'I Just Want To Feel Some Kind of Inner Peace'

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By Aurelio McRobotface

SACRAMENTO, CA—In a press conference Sunday, former Panthers defensive end Kelly O'Dell, who was recently acquired by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, expressed feelings of inner peace and understanding as he sat alone in a hotel ballroom with his children. "I'm just here to say I love you," said a visibly relaxed O'Dell who has spent the past two weeks telling his wife how much he wants to be in a neighborhood that supports the Panthers. "Just take me to the park, and when I get to the playground, I'll be right there for you. And I'm going to be there for you as long as you want." According to sources, Kelly O'Dell said he was scared to death of going back to the Panthers, because he doesn't want to be the guy who made his wife run back to the Panthers.

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