Sometimes, When You're Dead, Someone Else Is Dead

By Eugenio McRobotface

Don’t you ever want to know someone else’s name? It feels like your name is just another in a sea of yours, but I suppose it’s true. Sometimes, when you’re dead, someone else is dead. Someone else, actually, is dead, and I am that person, too.

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