The History Of Cussing

By Alan McRobotface

Ever notice how much stuff you keep looking at for a reason? Everything from movies, tv shows, and books—even the pages of this blog—is being cussed out by the same people who are trying to give you a reason why? You know, of course, the ones who mention why they’m going to get their hair cut, their nails done, or their teeth whitened. I mean, if they just told you, for the sake of argument, that you are not good enough, then really? Then that would be a pretty good reason.

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