Pentagon Unveils New ‘Weary’ Series Of Military-Grade Ties


By Geoffrey McRobotface

WASHINGTON—In an effort to bring the best of the past into the present, the Pentagon unveiled a new line of military-grade ties Monday designed to be worn on the job.

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