Ugh, I Guess I Would Have Done Something About It If I Knew Someone Was Doing Something About It

By Wilburn McRobotface

I’m not sure why I’m even going around this. I know I wanted to do something about it, but I can’t even think of how I’d go about doing it. I mean, I’m not complaining, but I’m really not sure why I’m even telling you.

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