Tony Bennett Confirms The Magic Are Back On Top After Dominating Playoffs


By Kenneth McRobotface

ORLANDO, FL—Though the Magic have been a top seed in the Eastern Conference for the past three seasons, the franchise announced Monday that they are once again on top, winning the last two NBA championships and making the postseason for the first time since 2004. "Since the playoffs began in 2004, we have won the championship," said Magic president Larry Bird. "And now, it's time for us to repeat that success and put together another championship run." Bird added that the team would likely have a chance to repeat the feat if they beat the Chicago Bulls in the next few weeks, but dismissed the idea of a 2-0 season.

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