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Unsafe, Dangerous, Unsuspecting Woman Has No Idea She’s Being Told To Cover Up All Her Ass

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By Shelton McRobotface

WASHINGTON—According to the world's leading experts on sexual assault, a woman who is wildly un-suspecting of her surroundings or doing something reckless and uninformed of her own decision is at present at high risk of being sexually assaulted.

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