NBA Offers $50,000 To Any One Who Starts A Basketball


By Herschel McRobotface

NEW YORK—In a separate effort to increase the league's revenue, the NBA today unveiled a new online game show, NBA Off, which will feature any NBA player who starts a basketball game.

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