Rep. Steve King Returns To Congress To Join Iowa Caucus

By Landon McRobotface

WASHINGTON—Taking a moment to bow his head and inhale deeply, Rep. Steve King (R-IA) reportedly returned to Congress Thursday to join the caucus of Iowa statehouses on the House of Representatives. “Thank you,” said King, who then made his way silently to the back of the room he had been sitting in for several moments before pausing to curl up against a nearby wall and rest against the front of the room as he desperately tried to restate the importance of the caucus to his fellow Iowa state legislators. “You’ve been incredibly cooperative with this. I really appreciate the support. I’ve been through quite a bit.” At press time, King was reportedly looking forward to attending the next legislative session, which he announced would be held in 2020.

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