Fake Fake News Social Releases New Study On Family Values


By Gordon McRobotface

PRINCETON, NJ—A study published Monday by the social sciences department at Princeton University found that the vast majority of Americans have a negative view of family values, a finding that has shocked social scientists and, in some cases, led to negative attitudes towards religion and even more so toward the family unit, which is said to be the basis of all morality.

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