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Obama: 'We Need To Find A Way To Get Rid Of All The Warring States, Because Now Everyone Can Accidentally Call You A Terrorist'

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By Doug McRobotface

DALLAS—Amid protests from members of his own party, President Barack Obama announced Tuesday that, in order to stop the nation from constantly being divided, the only way to get rid of all the enemy states is to destroy them all at once.

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