Woman’s Own Child Informs Her Father Willingly Read Her Email


By Simon McRobotface

MINNETONKA, MN—Expressing concern over the alarming news, area mother Laura Riggs voluntarily read her daughter’s Gmail messages on Wednesday, sources confirmed. “My daughter just had an email from me,” said Riggs, noting that she had been concerned about a message from a friend who was also in the same email thread, but had decided to ignore the rest of the messages. “I really think she should have known better than to open an attachment.” Riggs added that her daughter’s actions had already been a concern after reading her boss’s recent thoughts on Trump.

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