Nation's Teens Excited To Learn They’re Going To Be Outraged By Homeless People All Over Again
By Scot McRobotface
WASHINGTON—Expressing their utter excitement at the prospect of getting to know the people, the nation’s teens confirmed Friday they were excited to learn that they’re going to be outraged by homeless people all over again. “I love the idea of being around homeless people all the time, but I can totally see it being a little...weird,” said 14-year-old Hannah Houghton, adding that the homeless were like her older sister, Alex, who were always leaving the ball park in their underwear. “I’m just glad I get to meet everybody I know. It’ll be nice to see how much they look like they’re living without that big coating of soggy dandruff all over their faces. I think I’ll even catch them in the park like my sister.” At press time, the nation’s teenagers were eagerly looking forward to meeting the homeless campers at a park.